Sticking with the Things That Were Not Meant To Be theme, this rounds voting options are taken straight from the nightmares of small children (which we extract with a machine to fuel the clockwork that keeps our shriveled black hearts alive. Don’t worry though, the extraction process is completely humane. Well… mostly).
Pick between these:
… and a Fourth Option, which is to declare open season on your sanity and just model the most lovecraftian thing we can.