… because I’m working on another Development Video. I would have made more progress today than I did, but technology in general loathes me to depths not imaginable even by the unholy gene-spliced clone offspring of the greatest imaginations of our time.
I know this for a fact, because I went into the basement and let him out of his cryotube long enough to ask him whether he could imagine that, and he said he couldn’t. Mind you, he might have been exaggerating. He’s not very happy with me at the moment, given that I locked him in a cryo tube in the basement.
Oh god what? He doesn’t even have a basement.